Mets-Killer Smoltz out of the NL East

For years the Braves starting rotation pummeled the NY Mets. Glavine, Maddox and Smoltz were the potent 1, 2, 3 punch that put the Braves into the post season 14 seasons in a row, and got them one World Series ring.

For every one of those seasons, John Smoltz feasted on the NY Mets. If there was anyone on the Braves that had more fun playing the Mets than Chipper Jones, it was John Smoltz. While I still hate Chipper, and that steroid reliever, John Rocker, more, Smoltz is right up there on the super-villain list.

Well that bearded queer is out! The 42 year old douche who can't make up his mind if he wants to start or close is off to Boston. I have zero doubt that his dominance of NY will continue, but now he'll torture gay-rod and the Yankees instead of the Amazins. Good times!

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The Braves aren't too good

The Braves aren't too good this year. The Mets need to worry more about the Phillies. Those losers in Philly are going to be tough again this year!

no.1MetsFan

M-E-T-S METS METS METS!

no.1MetsFan | Mon, 01/12/2009 - 15:53